Monday, September 29

PARAGON OF BEAUTY

Not a day goes by without the joy of spam.
This morning I found a message in my inbox about a non existent book.
'Your new book has brought a lot of excitement to our editorial staff,' it said. 'It's certainly this year's best in it's genre. You seem to never going to quit surprising us. We have made a contract with you and and guarantee that the first edition will total at least ten million copies. Enclosed is the approved and edited copy of your amazing book. Thank you for this paragon of beauty.' The thought of bringing excitement to editorial staff keeps me going through the day.