Thursday, February 23

DEAR DOMINIQUE

In a way you have to give Strauss-Kahn credit, for providing us free comedy. The guy apparently can't tell the difference between a secretary and a prostitute. Dear Dominique, if you read this: secretaries usually like to keep their clothes on, when they're at work. They also get paid considerably less per hour. If this is too confusing please ask your wife. Why she hasn't divorced you yet is another mystery.